10 Rules For Having An Affair

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1. If confronted about having an affair. Deny. Unless you are caught right in the middle of actually having sex, deny, deny, deny, deny.

2. Always wear a condom. No matter how good it would feel otherwise, always wear a condom.

3. Make sure you do not tell any or your friends. Not the boys at the shop, the guys on the team or your co-workers. No one must know.

4. Never use your credit card for anything to do with your affair. Not even to put gas in your car to drive to a secret love nest. Nothing. Cash only.

5. Do not give out your personal email address, cell-phone or pager. Create new HushMail to hide your identity.

6. Always shower after a sexual encounter and make sure to be liberal with the soap to wash off any residue, scent or hair. If a shower is not available, purchase some wet wipes to freshen up.

7. Do not start wearing different cologne or perfume unless your husband/wife buys it for you first.

8. Don’t shave suddenly before going out at night. Do that first thing in the morning so not to arouse suspicion.

9. Join a gym, only if you are prepared to be more active at home too so that your husband/wife will think that they are the reason you are getting in shape.

10. Do not ever admit to having an affair. Deny, deny, deny, deny.

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