Aaron’s Affair Tips For Not Getting Caught!

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Thinking about having an affair? Tired of neglect, abuse, lack of passion and love and respect, boredom or what ever else might be going on? Here’s some steps to keep yourself from getting caught having an affair.

• Sign up for new Hotmail or Gmail account.
• Rent a yourself a PO Box
• Get a new cell phone. If you need mailing address use P.O. Box.
• Purchase gym membership(with overnight locker rental- If not, see below)If you need mailing address use P.O. Box.
• Rent a locker that is close to the gym. Within walking distance would be ideal. The locker will be used for anything related to your “affairs”.
• In your locker keep a spare change of clothes that you have already worn once as well as another stick of the same deodorant you use at home.
• On days you have dates, do not wear cologne at all. Use that only when you go out with your partner of with a group of friends.
• Actually use the gym. Go and work out. Not only will your health and fitness improve, but you’ll have an alibi.
• If gym are not for you, find a new hobby and try and include your partner. If he/she balks then you are set. If they actually enjoy the new hobby then start working out!
• Sign up for sites like
  Ashley Madison Agency and Adult Friend Finder.

• Curb your Internet usage at home. It will be tempting to be checking your email or your Ashley Madison or Lavalife ads for messages but this is a sure way to get caught. Do not look into any of your “affairs” while on a shared computer with your spouse. Find an Internet cafe. Do it from work. Go to the library. Just don’t use the home PC. Same goes for cell or Blackberry or whatever. If you insist on using your home pc, you better make sure to delete your history or use WinClear to hide your online activity.
• Be diligent on deleting all emails, text messages, photos, etc If you insist on keeping them, buy a USB Drive to save your files. Too much data? Burn it all on to a CD and delete the files from your hard drive. Keep that CD on your P.O. Box. DO NOT leave it lying around.
• Invent a new friend from work. Even better, create a dummy email account and send messages to your own email and cell. Talking about random things. In other words, create an invisible friend from somewhere that you partner wouldn’t have any contact with.
• Don’t change a thing on the home front with regards to your own sexual needs and wants. Do exactly what you have been doing all along, with the exception of going to the gym or taking to your new hobby. If you always have sex missionary, then don’t change a thing.
• Don’t use the computer after your partner has gone to bed. This is very suspicious. Then again, nothing to hide on the home PC because you aren’t using it for your “affairs” now are you????!!!
• Pay for everything related to your “affairs” in cash. NEVER use a credit card. If you are going on a date, make SURE to have cash. Even when you stop for fuel. No hotels that accept credit cards? Sign up for a new MasterCard and send invoices to P.O.Box.
• DO NOT keep any reciepts or invoices or anthing else while dating. When you leave a hotel, bar, taxi make sure you don’t take anything with you.
• Don’t date in town. Drive out of town. If you have to stay local, get a hotel room and stay there.
• DO NOT tell anyone. Not friends, not co-workers, not anyone in a chatroom, NO ONE.
• Keep on doing what you are doing, other than your new found desire to get fit or take up a new hobby/friend or whatever you choose.
• Go commando when you go out on a date. It’s sexier anyway and it is one less thing to worry about. Just in case someone is sniffing your drawers or panties.
• Wet Wipes are your friend. Get some and put them in the car around the house. Unsented ones.
• If you arouse suspicion, do not panic. Use the gym/hobby/friend(s) as your alibi, unless you were actually free and clear. Do not admit to anything. Always deny.
• Worst case scenario…You get caught and it’s over. At least you are fit from the gym and still have your “affairs” in order.
• When you are dating. Use protection and make sure to wash well afterwards.
• Most of all…Don’t change. Just keep on plodding along, doing what you are doing, using your gym/hobby/friend as your alibi and building others as you go.