Tony Parker tells Eva Longoria he didn’t cheat with Alexandra Paressant. X17 says otherwise.

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This affair story just won’t go away for Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. Alexandra Paressant, the same very sexy French model that sucked all the soccer ability out of Ronaldinho with all night sex sessions, has made claims that her and NBA start Parker were having an affair.

Of course Parker denies the affair and Longoria supports her man.

Tony Parker has now filed a $20 million lawsuit in Santa Monica against X17 over the story they ran with, claiming he had an affair with the 26-year-old model. She told X17 the affair began two months after Parker and Longoria’s wedding and also revealed intimate details about Eva and Tony’s love life based on conversations they shared.

Parker’s lawsuit alleges X17 defamed him by publishing the allegations when the company “had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source”.

In Parker’s defense, his suit states: “Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant.”

US celeb photo agnecy X17 immediately jumped to their own defence, releasing a statement reading: “The journalists at X17online conducted extensive research for the reporting of this story and we felt the evidence was too strong to ignore. Alexandra Paressant’s claims were significant and newsworthy and we are continuing to uncover more details each day in our continued investigation.

Alexandra had saved text messages between her and Tony and had no problems telling X17 of some of the details of their affair.

“We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things,” she said. “She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne.”

Wow. So Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria because she doesn’t like facials? With the sort of money Tony makes, he could have hired a girl (with Eva’s blessing) and had her come over to recieve a face-full. I mean shit, facials are awe-inspiring to watch but to cheat on a woman as fine as Eva Longoria, for a little extra play and a cum shot or two?

I’ll never understand celebs getting married. You know there are thousands of people that would do anything and everything to get you in bed. So why not have an open marriage, and allow others into the bedroom? Make the committment that you’ll both stay together, but allow yourselves some sexual freedom!

Some advice from Tony in case this pops up again. Next time Tony, you might want to drop it like this…

“Hey Eva. I’m thinking that your whole “sperm gives me acne” thing is a bit of a turn-off. I really enjoy giving a girl a facial, you know, not the ones you get every week. I like the whole pink-eye thing and I want to be able to do it.”

“Ewwww Tony! I think that’s totally gross and there is now way I am going to let you cum on my face. I have to be on camera and looking good and can’t be having any cum pimples because of you.”

“Fair enough mon cheri. So how about this..I’ll call an escort up, have her come over and watch us have sex. Then when I am going to cum, I can call her over and mess up her face?”

“You know Tony, you just saying that, kinda turns me on. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi right now???”

See? It’s as easy as that.