Having an affair? Make sure you aren’t a skydiver!

• Filed under: Els Cottermans, Els Van Doren, affair stories, affair-crimes, affairs

I could not believe this story. Talk about taking your affair to new heights!

“A married woman who was having an affair with a fellow skydiver plunged 13,000ft (4,000m) to her death after her love rival and best friend tampered with her parachute, police say. Els Van Doren, 37, fell to earth in a garden in front of a group of onlookers. Els Clottemans, 22, has been charged with her murder.”

Wow. Apparently Ms Clottemans found out that Ms Van Doren was having an affair with some stud name Marcel. Police say that there is evidence that Ms Van Doren’s parachute was tampered with. Experts say that it is highly unusual for one parachute not to open, but for both of them to fail is “virtually unheard of”.Pretty ballsy if you ask me. The again, Ms Clottermans was also previously charged for trying to run over her American boyfriend AND she is said to be suffering from a personality disorder and is receiving treatment.

I don’t know about this Marcel guy, but if I were him, I’d put as much distance between himself and Ms Crazy Clottermans before he either gets run over or his parachute doesn’t open.

The moral of this sad story? If you are going to cheat on your lover with a fellow skydiver, make sure to pack your own parachute or keep your cheating ass on the ground!!

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