Tips for having an affair
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Perhaps you already have someone in mind for your affair. The gardener? The new girl at work? Perhaps your wife’s best friend? To find someone to have an affair with, use Ashley Madison or Adult Friend Finder. Both are incredible ways to safely meet men and women that are also looking to have an affair. I wrote a post on how to use those two programs, check it out here.
Here’s some tips and tricks to use if you are planning on having an affair.
-Tell your spouse that it’s time for you to get healthy and fit and as a result you are going to join a fitness club or gym.Find one with lockers you can rent for the month. Use this locker to store a change of clothes, your phone/pager and anything else incriminating. Make NO mention of this locker to anyone.
-Create a new identity. Name, nickname for internet use, get a new Hotmail account, so that your identity can’t be found out.
-Pay cash for a pay-to-talk phone or a pager. Use this number for all your secret contacts.
-Do not use your home computer to find dates or to correspond with your lover. Spouses can and will go through your Internet History to see what you are up to. Having Ashley Madison and Adult Friend Finder bookmarked from home is a major warning sign. Using a work computer is maginally safer, but be careful where you surf online @ work.
-Wear a condom. Always.
-Shower after ALL meetings with your lover, regardless of what you do.
-Leave all cell phones, pagers, gifts, reciepts, clothes that you wear/wore while cheating in your locker at the gym. Do not bring one single thing home with you that was involved with someone else.
-Only pay cash for things when out with your secret lover. Do not, under ANY circumstances, use your personal or business credit cars for any affair-related purchases.
-Keep your affair a secret from even your best friend. Loose lips sink ships.
-Keep things that you do with your lover, with them. Don’t bring home new ideas for sex or dating home to your spouse. That will arose suspicion. Do your best to make sure that nothing changes at home.
-Find an older woman or man as your lover. Younger lover tend to become more attached and less likely to keep your affair a secret. They want to blab it to all their friends on MSN.
I’ll add more as they come to me. Follow these tips and your affair will stay on the secret side.
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